so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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