apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
She swung at the pinata with crutches
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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