I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I want her autograph on my taint
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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