I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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