He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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