I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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