talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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