He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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