If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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