I'm lost and stupid without you.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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