I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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