how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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