first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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