How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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