Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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