sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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