you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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