what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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