He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
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And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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