So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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