what if I'm pregnant?
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guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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