But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick