How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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