Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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