I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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