I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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