So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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