Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
my liver is dry heaving
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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