Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My liver just had a heart attack.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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