so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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