dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Can you bring me the toilet please
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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