So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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