Do vagina's smell?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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