I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He? As in you personified your dick?
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