i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
