They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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