Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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