when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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