I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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