i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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