I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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