Are we in a gay sports bar?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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