This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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