how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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