I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...