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• (310): View more from California

  Why did I cab home last night?

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  Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.

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• (858): View more from California

  We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (619): View more from California

  Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  my nose is crying tears of wow.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt

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