Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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