Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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