Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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