Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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