all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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