my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Randomize
