We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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