yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.