i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket