The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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